February 2012
dimestorepoet:
how much to you think it would cost me to pay a cool black guy to follow me around between 9am and 5pm, cheering or alternatively shouting “ya dats fuckin right man” every time I make important decisions and fist bumping me when things are going our way and saying “no worries bro u still got me your token black home boy” when times are hard
Louis: If you were a girl who would you date in the band ? Not including yourself.
Zayn: Uhmm......Harry, Harry
Louis: Hmm.. I'm very cross about this.
aimmyarrowshigh:
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
Anonymous asked: <3
Anonymous asked: you are beautiful
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I’m so fucking sick of people thinking that they can walk all over me and just not let me know what’s going on when I have the right to know. Fuck you, fuck your bitchiness, fuck your assholic self righteousness. I hate working with you. I hate everything about it; the way you need to be the best at everything, the way you put everybody else down, the way you set unrealistic...
do you ever cry because you’re not british
no because I am lolololol
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I don't think most people actually know how much...
my phone feels so unnecessarily bulky right now because my bumper broke and I’m using my old cover, which is cracked down the side. I need to invest in a high quality phone case.
indigachristy:
How can it only be Wednesday
I don’t understand
first base: being in the same room
second base: breathing the same air
third base: eye contact
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I ate the equivalent of two normal meals for me in about 15 minutes and my stomach is in so much pain omgg.
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I have managed to procrastinate on so much shit for the past three hours (but I really mean I haven’t done anything since last week) and now I have an Econ test on Friday and stat quiz tomorrow and I am still behind on watching tv.
Usually when I get literary criticisms to read, they’re like 8 pages on a book I didn’t really enjoy and then my teacher gave us one for Hamlet and it was so well written and insightful but it was cut off after the second page.
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